This just in!!! Breaking!!! Global Warming is caused by gassy moose!
I knew it! Global Warming is caused by burping and farting Moose (Meese? Mooses? Meeses?). Let’s get rid of ‘em so we can get back to driving our cars around.
The poor old Scandinavian moose is now being blamed for climate change, with researchers in Norway claiming that a grown moose can produce 2,100 kilos of methane a year — equivalent to the CO2 output resulting from a 13,000 kilometer car journey.
Now poor moose are being blamed for global warming.
DPANow poor moose are being blamed for global warming.
Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting.Norwegian newspapers, citing research from Norway’s technical university, said a motorist would have to drive 13,000 kilometers in a car to emit as much CO2 as a moose does in a year.
[...] This just in!!! Breaking!!! Global Warming is caused by gassy moose! - By Shea Gunther - I knew it! Global Warming is caused by burping and farting Moose (Meese? Mooses? Meeses?). Let’s get rid of ‘em so we can get back to driving our cars around. The poor old Scandinavian moose is now being blamed for climate change, with researchers in Norway claiming that a grown moose can produce 2,100 kilos of methane a year - equivalent to the CO2 output resulting from a 13,000 kilometer car journey. Now poor moose are being blamed for global warming. Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting. Norwegian newspapers, citing research from Norway’s technical university, said a motorist would have to drive 13,000 kilometers in a car to emit as much CO2 as a moose does in a year. (08/22/07) [...]
yeahh damn nice moose ill tell you what.